Hi, I’m Drew Millard. I’m an Assistant Editor at Noisey, the music arm of the Definitive Guide To Enlightening Information. I co-founded Rap Industry Fan Fiction and have written for GQ, Village Voice, Salon, Kill Screen Magazine and the Wall Street Journal’s Speakeasy blog.
The Gauntlet of Suck—I went and saw Nickelback and Creed perform in a single night. It ruled.
How To Not Violate Man Code: My Day With Waka Flocka Flame—Yes, I wrote that one.
Review: Big Krit, 4eva N a Day—I do not like Big Krit’s mixtape.
Review: MLB 2K12—”You might give up a double or seven, but hey, 20 Skill Points! You can save your tears for when you’ve gotten the fuck out of Topeka and are comfortably nestled in the middle of some Major League rotation.”
Ital Pushes Buttons—I interviewed Ital about the videogames that he does not play.
The Dark Side of the Paddock—Have I told you guys about my horse?
50 Cent: Still Human—If 50 Cent is the Charles Foster Kane of this rap shit, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is his Rosebud. In this metaphor, I play the Jerry Thompson character.